Joy to the world, the iPhone’s here
Of coolness we shall sing.
Let shopping carte prepare some room,
make way for consumer boom.
For a phone that does great things,
Has a thousand clips and rings,
A touch screen that’s fit,
that’s fit for Kings.
Joy is deferred, the masses sigh;
Our plan’s not A-T-T.
And if we have to change plans soon,
in order to download iTunes,
Friends in-network won’t be free,
Calls on Metro we won’t see,
And we’ll pay damn early termination fees.
You’ve probably seen the little banner on the side that shows my photo next to some words. Yup! I launched a podcast in 2018 after a ton of...